# List of Wi-Fi Names 2 Girls 1 Router 8Hz WAN IP 404 Network Unavailable Abraham Linksys (you have Lynksys, but this classic still slaps) Abraham Lynksys Access Denied Alcohol You Later Alice in WonderLAN Alt-F4 to Connect And Don’t Call Me Shirley Area 51 Area 51 Test Site (No Humans) Ask Me in Person Auch einen schönen Tag noch! Baby Use This One Back Away from the Wifi Bacon Me Crazy Baileys Sweet Hotspot Bandwidth on the Run Bandwidth Together Beautifully Unsecured Bed, Bath and Beyonce Been There Seen That Beer me a password Bill Me Later Bill Wi the Science Fi Bohemian Raspberry Byte Me Call Me Maybe (For Password) Cats Control This Wifi Chance the Router Cheeses take the wheel Child Toucher Free Zone Classified Network Click Here for Viruses Connection Found Connection Lost Connecto Patronum Covet not the neighbor’s Wifi Cunnamable Cough Cough Daily Dose of Internet Declined Definitely Not the FBI Definitely Not Wifi Dialup Memories Don’t Even Tri-Fi Do you feel lucky, punk? Drop it like it’s a Hotspot Enter the Dragon’s Wifi Enter the LANtern Error: Unable to Connect (try harder) Even with My Eyes Closed Every day I’m Buffering Fast and Curious FBI Van 3 Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die LAN For Porn Use Only Free Bird is not played here Free Public Wifi (Psych!) Free Trial fuckallpoliticians420 Get off my LAN Get Your Own Damn Wifi Girls Gone Wireless God Is Watching Your Porn Go Go Gadget Internet Guess where we live Hack If You Can Hairball Upload Speed Have you stopped beating your wifi? Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi Homeland Insecurity Hot Hits the Spot I believe we can Wifi I Can Haz Wireless? I Forgot the Password Too I Heard You Like Mudkips I’m Cheating On My Wife I’m under your bed I’m with the Bandwidth Internal Affairs IP in the Shower Is This Your Wifi? It Burns When IP It’s Dangerous to Go Alone (Take This Password) It Worked Yesterday Jesus Saves… Scores! John Wilkes Bluetooth Join My Network (said no one ever) Jurassic LAN Karen’s Network (Manager Speaking) Kill the Wabbit Knock Knock Lag Out Loud LAN Before You Judge LANder Woman LAN Halen LAN of Milk and Honey LAN Solo Life in the fast LAN Live Free or LAN Hard Loading… Look Behind You Look Ma, No Wires Lord of the Pings MAC Daddy Make it Snappy Malware Repository Man and Wifi Martin Router King Missed Connections Mom, use this one! Monitoring in Progress My Dog Created the Password My Neighbors Suck Nacho Average Wifi Nacho Wifi Network Name Goes Here Network Unavailable No Country for Old LAN No Free Wifi For You No more Mister Wifi No Soup For You (Wifi) Not a Meth Lab Not in Range Not the Wifi You’re looking for Not your Neighbor’s Wifi One Does Not Simply Log In Packet to the Future Password Is Password Password is Popcorn Penny Get Your Own Wifi Pick Me! Pine for not thy neighbor’s Wifi Ping and Tonic Ping Floyd Ping Hard Ping Me Baby One More Time Placeholder Name Please keep it on the Download Please Remain Calm Please Stop Guessing Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi Pretty Fly for Wifi Pulp Frictionless Purrivate Network Quit Stealing My Netflix Race Against Time Return of the MAC Router? I Hardly Know Her Router? I Hardly Know Her! Running on the Lan Scratching Post Online Security Recommendation Silence Is Golden. Wifi Is Not Silence of the LANs (you have a variant, but this one’s clean) Skynet Global Defense Network Slower Than My Grandma Smoke on the Wireless Snap It Up Stairway to Wifi Step on the Gas Still Loading Super Bowl Ping Surveillance Pending Surveillance Van Take my Wifi, Please Tap Tap… Who’s There Tell My Wifi Love Her That’s my Momma The Bluetooth Fairy The Dark LAN Rises The Fast and the Wireless The fast track The Great LANbino The Internet The LAN before Time The LAN Down Under The LANisters send their regards The LAN of the free The Meowtrix Theodore Routervelt The Password Is 1234 The Ping in the North The Ping of Death The Promised LAN The silence of the LANs The Wi-Fi Lebowski This Is a Secure Network This Is Not Free Either This LAN is my LAN This One This Seemed Funny at 2AM This Was a Bad Idea Titanic Syncing Troy and Abed in the Modem Try Again Unsafe at any speed Untitled Network Untrusted Network Use This One Mom Vance Refrigeration Very Slow Internet (Please Leave) Viruses Abound Virus Free for 36 hours Virus Infected WiFi (Proceed?) Volvo Mafia Safehouse WAN Go Out? WebMaster Says No We Can Hear You Having Sex Who’s This Wifi Belonging To? Wi Believe I Can Fi Wifi art thou Romeo Wi-Fi Fo Fum Wi-Fight the Inevitable Wi-Fight When We Can Drive Wifi the feeling? Wifi when you can drive Wifi? Wi-not? Winona Router Winternet is Coming Wi of the Tiger Witness Protection Work Hard Play Hard Worlds of WonderLAN Wu-Tang Lan Yell “Penis” For Password Ye Olde Internet You ain’t just here for the hunting You Are Not Authorized You’ll Never Guess the Password You Lost Your Connection You Pay Now Your Dog Shits In My Yard You’re Being Watched Your Music Is Annoying Your Wifi is not the issue You've Got Mail Zuckerberg’s Basement