hi i'm william and i hate children. enough about me, lets get right to the gory details. i'll end up introducing myself with crap nobody really cares about anyway. here is a pressing issue that i've been saving for a community. i didn't really fit into the regular-old CF group and without certainty as to why i've joined up here, the profile page is full of inviting text that makes me feel warm and comfy! without spoiling surprises for the 25th of december, i can say as much as this, a day last week i'm at [target](http://www.target.com/ "target"). i'm in the toy aisle, _yeah that's right_ the toy aisle. i'm not buying any toys for tots or any garbage like that i'm there because that's where those action figures happen to be and i've taken a liking to dominating my CF person, [absolved](http://absolved.livejournal.com/)'s apartment into our own little [battle royal](http://flickr.com/photos/mesh/tags/actionfigure/show/ "action figure show on flickr"). thankfully children are so spoiled, and there are so many different kinds of each type of gift (whole aisles of action figures, puzzles, games, etc.) that major retailers around here have put little logo'd signs up in the aisles. for example i was there for WWE action figures, so in front of where they are there is a little sign hanging over the aisle in the section with a little ['WWE' logo](http://browse.vanillatree.org/webflicks/wwe/logo wwe white.jpg "wwe logo on site") . i like to think the owners of target are CF and the off-chance they have to buy a toy, or a collectable gift they use these signs to skim past the aisles, instead of dawdling up and down each aisle seeing screaming, whining, fucking children in every direction. those 'community strollers' stores have, might as well be called 'bacteria-mobiles'. so anyway **boom** there goes the WWE logo and make way through children and mothers with purses that look like duffle bags. some with more than one! i'm _trying_ my hardest to make a cognitive look through the racks of figures they have available until a child in one of these bacteria-mobiles is hitched up right in front of the bottom shelf, blocking my view from the bottom row. i'm not about to talk to the kid, the mother or anyone in this aisle for that matter, so i figure i would try to just look over what is all on the shelf and maybe by then they will be done and my view is once again enabled. so i'm practically got all the available figures memorised, and i had considered taking them all off the shelf and reorganising them in order of popularity, alphabetic, or by which show they are a part of. hell i had time to all this and more with the sluggish rate this poor excuse of a family was going. this is when i notice that they too have a WWE figure in the community stroller/cart. somehow the child worked it into there hands and had the corner of the packaging **IN ITS MOUTH**. imagine a sucker... yeah after i picked up my teeth and reassembled my jaw from up off the floor, i dropped and forgotten anything i was there for. i simply put everything in my hands down on the shelf (even the other stuff i was there for) and simply walked away. i have to be honest, to some this is nothing, and its just a baby doing its cute stuff that helps them learn the difference between right and wrong. i'm sorry to say, i think **THAT** type learning should be done at home, in the dark, under a blanket. done in special areas, like people have to go outside and smoke. nobody should have to see that, nobody should have to deal with that, nobody for the love of god should have to TOUCH THAT THING had the mother not bought it. i have to be honest, i've looked at the corner of everything i've touched. the day i am at a store and i pick up something that has a drooled on, soaked wet, all SOGGY packaging.. maybe one day every store will be like the store my sister buys her glass for doing her 'stained glass', which has a sign on the front door that reads: **"ABSOLUTELY!!! NO CHILDREN YOUNGER THAN TEN ALLOWED IN THE STORE"** have a wonderful sunday evening everyone, i hope that wasn't too abstract.