some new girl started at work last night. she had been training on 2nd, now she's on her own. already doing scratch-offs. she is a former NYU student who came back to WI due to being homesick. i'd kill someone to go to NYU. she is young enough to make it work for her too, NYU could have changed her world. she's an 'artist' i guess. she also does a lot of cocaine. _she told brian i look like the bass player from my chemical romance._ **"bass player from a what?"** i wonder. do you agree? after looking at this poor excuse for an ehsm i thought to myself, that girl is probably wrong. **that guy looks like me**, i'm probably older! as the night unfolded it was discovered that this band plays some song on the radio that i had been mocking for months. brian, harlan, jill and most any other third shift employee in richfield, wi can hear me doing my own version of a song that always, always, always, starts with: **"when i was... a young boy... my father... took me into the city..."** [eshm](http://flickr.com/photos/mesh/tags/williamparkeriii) | [Mikey Way](http://images.google.com/images?q=Mikey+Way&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title) i need to get out of the kitchen.