**sometimes you have to go out deep into right field to make work fun:** you won't believe it! you [may recall](http://eshm.livejournal.com/473169.html) rich and brian making me a "TNT Heavyweight Title", presenting it to me when i got back from south dakota with [absolved](http://absolved.livejournal.com/). well its been determined that _what's the point of having a "title" if its never to be defended?_ so though a few random ideas and lots of stuff laying around at work, brian and i created the ["TNT Head Chef Championship"](http://flickr.com/photos/mesh/535926861/) its quite beautiful, take a look! yeah its pretty cheap, but man it looks crisp in person! so anyways we made a new title and have decided to "put it on the line" to have a undisputed "champion" at work. its whatever, cos greed and competition only make better people out of each other, and hell if its getting work done; no hurt no foul. so anyways, [i lost the fucking title](http://wiki.vanillatree.org/index.php?title=TNT_Head_Chef_Championship#History). i got my ass kicked! belt does look pretty good on brian's shoulder tho!