\[caption id="attachment\_187" align="alignright" width="150" caption="A Chevy?"\][](http://openpluto.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Car.png)\[/caption\] I have found Hyundai to be horribly true. **AUDI:**  Another Ugly Deutsche Invention **BMW:**  Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet **FIAT:**  Failure in Italian Automotive Technology **FORD:**  Fast Only Rolling Downhill **SAAB:**  Shape Appears Ass-Backwards **HYUNDAI:**  Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... **SUBARU:**  Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually **VOLVO:**  Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object **PORSCHE:**  Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything