Just when I thought I was going to have the most miraculous Saturday off I get the call moments after two o'clock from Dennis up at the diner who didn't realize that there wasn't anybody to work today at two o'clock.  So now I'm stuck going to work and while I really need the hours cos of the sexual molestation that happened at Jake's Burger, to spend the afternoon grilling with the Wife & Stalin seemed so much more desirable.