While I wasn't able to obtain [WilliamParkerIII](https://www.facebook.com/william.parkeriii) on Facebook 🤬 I was able to secure _WilliamDanielParkerIII_ (stylized appropriately as well!) but now the only thing that sort of sucks is I'm not able to secure both of those URLs for YouTube and Google. Maybe we shall be able to sometime in the near future! - https://www.facebook.com/WilliamDanielParkerIII - https://plus.google.com/u/0/+WilliamParkerIII - https://www.youtube.com/c/WilliamParkerIII